I don't wike em

(while waiting for her brother at his vision therapy appt) Mom, I don't like that boy right there (pointing). They are NOT my fwiends. (shh, don't say that) But I don't wike em! (as the boys she doesn't 'wike' are looking at her and hearing her say it)

My butt's fallin off...

(while sitting with Grandad on the recliner) Uh-oh Grandad, my butt's fallin off! (Grandad) 'what do you mean your butt's falling off?' Look! (when she turned around, her pants had come down so that the top part of her bum was showing).

Excuse me??

(while eating breakfast with her brother & seeing that they both spilled cereal on the counter) You spilled u's cereal everywhere! You need to clean that up wight now. (brother) 'You're going to have to clean up your mess too, you spilled yours everywhere too!' Excuuuuse me?!?!

Stick your head in Doo doo

(after being not-so-nice to her great-aunt who babysits her and mom making her send a text to apologize using 'voice' text) Hi, I wove you and I'm so sorry I was not nice today. I hope you come back on Fwiday and I love you bigger than the sky...and stick your head in doo doo.