Old Lady

(while @eye Dr waitg on brother right after mom realized the only other person in the waiting room as a high school Spanish teacher but had not yet sad hello) Momma, there's only one other persons in here with us, that old lady. It's that old lady right there (pointing). (mom) ', yes just one other person honey.' momma, I farted. I farted again. (mom) 'Okay honey you don't have to announce it.' But it stinks!