Really Big...

Wow, Momma, you have a reawwy big butt.

My Name is Daddy....

(said in a high pitch voice after Daddy made fun of her) Oh my name is Daddy and I just sit around and fawt in my pants all day and poop in my pants too and I'm a dodie bwains.

I don't wike em

(while waiting for her brother at his vision therapy appt) Mom, I don't like that boy right there (pointing). They are NOT my fwiends. (shh, don't say that) But I don't wike em! (as the boys she doesn't 'wike' are looking at her and hearing her say it)

My butt's fallin off...

(while sitting with Grandad on the recliner) Uh-oh Grandad, my butt's fallin off! (Grandad) 'what do you mean your butt's falling off?' Look! (when she turned around, her pants had come down so that the top part of her bum was showing).

Excuse me??

(while eating breakfast with her brother & seeing that they both spilled cereal on the counter) You spilled u's cereal everywhere! You need to clean that up wight now. (brother) 'You're going to have to clean up your mess too, you spilled yours everywhere too!' Excuuuuse me?!?!

Stick your head in Doo doo

(after being not-so-nice to her great-aunt who babysits her and mom making her send a text to apologize using 'voice' text) Hi, I wove you and I'm so sorry I was not nice today. I hope you come back on Fwiday and I love you bigger than the sky...and stick your head in doo doo.

Old Lady

(while @eye Dr waitg on brother right after mom realized the only other person in the waiting room as a high school Spanish teacher but had not yet sad hello) Momma, there's only one other persons in here with us, that old lady. It's that old lady right there (pointing). (mom) ', yes just one other person honey.' momma, I farted. I farted again. (mom) 'Okay honey you don't have to announce it.' But it stinks!

I'm already done

(at the beginning of her soccer game after running down the field once) (mom) 'Good job, I'm so proud of you! Go back and out there and play with your team.' No, I did that already, I'm already done. Can we go shoppin with Gwammy? 'Yes, but not today' Alwight, I do it.

I wish

I wish I could hold you when you were a baby Mommy. I miss you when you were a baby soooo much. I would hold you and kiss you and rock you like this...

I like that Grammy

(after explaining that Grammy is actually Mommy's Mom). Ooooh! I like that Grammy, she's nice.